"yeah sorry i didn’t do my homework i couldn’t see the page cuz of my tears"
rosalind franklin discovered the double helix in dna but her research was stolen by two men before she could properly share the information and now watson and crick are famous for what she spent years studying
Plus she developed ovarian cancer that was most likely caused by radiation from the HUNDREDS of hours spent using x ray crystallography to ascertain the structure. She literally worked herself to death to be a footnote in most genetics textbooks.
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON
showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
i love everyone who is trying to look cute in stormy weather. you are cute. wear those skirts and leggings and legwarmers and flower knitted on beanies and layer caridgans!! but also stay warm and do not get a cold :)
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
Ladies, gentlemen, and everything in between, I present to you THE HUNGER GAMES FANDOM!!!