i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: teenwhoops, via nia-lilsista)
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: teenwhoops, via nia-lilsista)
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
(via nia-lilsista)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via elozable)
“excuse me can i take your order in the court?” - judge who also works part-time at mcdonalds gets confused
(via everydayimwholockin)
| Doctor: | *eliminates self from history* |
|---|---|
| Doctor: | *is found by children using Google* |
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
(via ellephantes)
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
(via ellephantes)
in spanish you don’t say thank you you say “de nada” which means “of nothing”
because nothing matters and we’re all gonna die
(via ellephantes)